free write 152/annoying things

annoying things, like when you have to call a business and get their automated telephone system. Press or say 1 for english; i'm sorry i didn't understand you,press or say 1 for english,2 for lost or stolen cards.  finally, you've heard all 25 options and none of them are what you need. at that point it disconnects you and you get to start the whole process all over again.grrr.